27 MAY 2009

If you can't make your own flyer beautiful, should anyone trust you with my face/nails/hair/legs..?

Cause in Turkey, nothing says 'quality' more than a blonde kid.


Bat cafe? Bati cafe? which way is it anyway, so many damn arrows!

25 May 2009

Ok, I see what they were trying to get at but the result is just horrible, just seems like this woman has a heavy 5 o'clock shadow beard ! damn...






BOSS: "OK, so we're gonna open a carpark, let's call it after my name, Erdem, and lets have a car logo.. .hmm... how about one of those old model-T's yeah? ok, sorted. I'm gonna be rich"

Balkon Cikmazi

Eryilmaz Kardesler Büfe

Turkish Delight

Turkish Delight. For the stomach, or the eyes ?

Apartment in Tesvikiye

Because nothing says 'fast, modern, efficient dry cleaning service' better than a clothesline stuck on the back of a horse & cart.

SIFA ECZANESI

ASLI MARKET

PADT-SOS

NISANTASI

NISANTASI

NISANTASI

MUCIZE KURUYEMIS FINDIK !

"Miracle Nut: HAZELNUT" A bountiful field of hazelnuts with a sickening green text, oh wait, no no! let's also add a small window with a photo of someone picking a hazelnut to show just how fresh they are!

SILER TEMIZLIK

Gotta love that gooey font

SÜPER FISH!

"SÜPER BALIK" ! !!! (SUPER FISH) Just look at them, so super, in perfect formation, like an air-squadron ready to zip off into battling bad-guys....!

MEVSIM BALIKCILIK (Karaköy)

ADANALIM DÜRÜMCÜ

NEXUS (UNISEX) WRISTBAND

Ok first of all what the hell is a uni-sex wrist band? The company Logo is hideous, and the thing taking up the most space (i.e. the most important thing) is not the product but rather some pornstar turkish Power-Ranger (oh yeah, "wrist band" is squeezed in really small at the bottom). It kind of makes me think this is a wrist-band for chronic masturbaters.

HASAN INGEC

Need I say anything really? The character spacing/colour/placement of this candidates name is the icing on the baklava.

REMAX REAL ESTATE

REMAX REAL ESTATE

At first glance you would be forgiven for thinking this was a business card for some kind of Dutch Ballooning Club. The info is boringly placed, and hard to access (i.e. not clear), words squeezed in, leaving big, ghastly bits of space. I don't understand what function the diagonal line in the ReMax logo serves.

SEBO BÖREK

Ok: why the hell is 'murat' repeated a million times on this paper bag? My theory is that the designer wanted to emulate McDonald's success by featuring the owner's name on the product, and on that basis decided that more repetitions of the name will probably result in more sales.